J’ai essayé de pisser dans un drain extérieur, mais j’ai fini par me pisser sur les pieds à la place

I’m so so sorry I’ve neglected you lovelies recently! As you may know, the breakup from my last relationship put me on a hideous mental health rollercoaster where just keeping up with a basic online life was testing enough, let along keeping up with the ‘extra’ places people can see me! So I hope this pee with a bonus boobie play is the start of a suitable apology! During a busy day doing some much needed home improvements & gardening, the amount of coffee I’d consumed caught up with me & I desperately needed to pee! So after checking for my neighbour‘a car to see if she was in, I pulled my shorts down & tried to aim into the drain outside my bathroom window. Was I successful? At pissing? Yes! But pissing in the drain? Oh hells no! I completely soaked my feet! Hahaha. So I stopped mid flow, turned around in the hope of a better aim, but just covered my feet some more! Haha. Thinking I was making a video for xHamster, I then played with my tits until I’d hit the 5 minute mark